8 January 2008 - We Wish You A Marry CHSMS...
 MARRY CHRSMS
> It was the night before Bozic and all through the kuca,
> I sensed the smell of posna sarma and rakija vruca.
> By the dimnjak the opanci were hung kind-a krivo
> In hopes that Sveti Nikola would soon bring me some pivo.
> My Tata was in his soba and he was snoring pretty hard,
> I guess he was tired from stealing the tree from my neighbor's
backyard.
> My Mama was in the basement cooking like a fool,
> Adding just the right amount of Vegeta to her corba pasulj.
> When out on the lawn there arose such a galama,
> My dad yelled from his room "Pa, sta je sa vama!"
> There was a knocking on the front door with such a loud barrage,
> I yelled through the window "This is a Serbian house, come in through
the garage!"
> Standing in the garage right next to my car,
> Was my drunk Ujka Rade coming home from the bar.
> "Ajde, idi spavaj" I told him with might,
> Nobody was going to ruin my chances of seeing Deda Mraz tonight.
> About two hours later I heard a noise down the stairs,
> I jumped from my krevet to see who was there.
> Standing by the tree and eating some leftover pizza
> It was good ol' Deda Mraz reeking of homemade sljivovica.
>
> He was all dressed in red and big as an ox,
> He wore some brown papuce along with black socks.
> Smelling like a gipsy that's been drinking for days,
> He wasn't what I expected ... I was actually amazed.
>
> "U picku materinu, kako mrzim ovaj posao," he said,
> And then I think he muttered something about his wife and how he
wished she was dead.
> He started putting the presents under the tree with absolutely no
desire,
> They were all wrapped up kinda' shitty with the paper bags from
Meijer's.
>
> A package of 12 carape for me and another pack of 12 for my brother,
> About 3 pairs of gace for my dad and a can of turska kafa for my
mother.
> his Serbian Santa was crooked ... he was nothing like the fable,
> I should've known it when he swiped my pack of smokes that I left on
the table.
>
> I yelled out: "Hej!" and Deda Mraz turned around like a car,
> He quickly took off one papuca and threw it at me like a ninja star.
> The look in his eyes was nothing but fright,
> He said "Ma, jebi se u dupe" and dashed out of sight.
>
> Up through the dimnjak I heard a loud shriek,
> Deda Mraz had just farted like some wild bik.
> He got in his fijaker, specially made for hladne zime,
> And he yelled at his jelene, ime po ime.
> "Napred Marko i Bobane, Petre i Gorane,
> Hajde Jovan i Nenad, Pavle i Zoran..."
> And then he yelled, "Hajdemo brze, moramo poc',
> SRETAN, BRE, BOŽIĆ SVIMA i SVIMA LAKU NOĆ!!!
PS Ovo dobih kao čestitku, pa reko' da podelim sa vama, što da ne, bre...
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Pošalji komentar!
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8 January 2008 - 3:48 AM |
| Poslao/la sabahudin |
| aman, rastko? može'l ovo ćirilicom, da rastolkujem...:))) |
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8 January 2008 - 1:23 PM |
| Poslao/la kojak |
hvala i tebi sve najbolje..
I da! bilo bi zanimljivo cirilicom..:)))))))) |
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8 January 2008 - 3:52 PM |
| Poslao/la btw/cherga.mojblog.co.yu |
| sjajno Santa Mraze:) bas sam drop dead od smijehoshakea:) |
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10 January 2008 - 10:38 AM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| Ne stigoh da vam odgovorim na vreme, al' kao da jesam... Pozdrav svima, bre... |
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10 January 2008 - 11:01 AM |
| Poslao/la Atajlo |
И ми тебе.
Послала бих ти СМС честитку, ал' ми не раде апострофи, а и отварач за флајке ми се сломиЈо. |
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10 January 2008 - 11:55 AM |
| Poslao/la spes |
| Nadam se da si ovo samo kopirao, ne kucao... Srećno i tebi! Bre! |
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10 January 2008 - 10:44 PM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| Atajlo, može i upaljačem, bre... Spes, copy/paste je zakon... |
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10 January 2008 - 10:59 PM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| Borise, neke istine su, prosto, neosporive... Nego, slabo nam nešto idu one akcije s' burićima u poslednje vreme, ali, biće bolje, valjda... Prošlosti, zahvaljujem... Živeli, bre... |
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10 January 2008 - 11:11 PM |
| Poslao/la Sanatorijum |
| trenutno sam zauzet drugim stvarima, pa slabo navratjam, ali buritja ima u koje god doba otjesh bre. a mene uskoro eto opet, ka i vazda. |
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10 January 2008 - 11:18 PM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| Ma, i ja sam, prilično, neredovan na časovima... Ali, nadam se da će se situacija, uskoro, popraviti... |
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10 January 2008 - 11:27 PM |
| Poslao/la Sanatorijum |
| il' tje da se popravi situacija, ili mi. shto mi zvuchi prilichno fantastichno. |
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10 January 2008 - 11:48 PM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| Ne, mi nikako... A situacija. đene - đene... Jbg, i ona ustukne kad vidi kol'ko smo nepopravljivi... |
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11 January 2008 - 12:08 AM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| Je l' Gorenje il' je niška??? |
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11 January 2008 - 12:22 AM |
| Poslao/la Sanatorijum |
| gorenje ili iskra...? mislim da je gorenje. a, da, takodje smo nepopravljivi i kao obodin frizhider, takodje '73. godishte. u, shto je taj grejao... |
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11 January 2008 - 12:27 AM |
| Poslao/la Sanatorijum |
| ma jok bre, iznutra grejao, stavish u njega pechenje da se podgreje. ili sarme. |
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11 January 2008 - 12:28 AM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| Meni na "Iskru" iz '79. turili gumu od "Gorenja", pa sad moram da potkočim vrata metlom dok piči centrifugu... A inače, "Male tajne velikih majstora JUS bele tehnike" kažu da je najbolje da "Tiki" bojler koristiš umesto frižidera, a "Obodin" frižider umesto bojlera... Tek tada sve fercera k'o "Sloboda" usisivač, bre... |
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11 January 2008 - 12:42 AM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| Pa, glavna karakteristika "Sloboda" usisivača je, upravo u tome, što uspešno seli prašinu sa jednog mesta na drugo... Napred uvlači novu, a pozadi oslobađa staru... Pa, onda, opet, u krug... |
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11 January 2008 - 12:43 AM |
| Poslao/la Sanatorijum |
| e, ali kad ga odlozhish u neko tjoshe, veoma uspeshno skuplja prashinu po sebi. |
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11 January 2008 - 12:47 AM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| To je karakteristika koju moderni proizvođači nikada neće dostići... |
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11 January 2008 - 12:59 AM |
| Poslao/la nemiri |
| ma zato ovi samo reklamiraju, potrošiše sve pare na marketing |
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11 January 2008 - 1:02 AM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| Heh, džaba im... Mi znamo prave vrednosti... Čuj "Samsung" usisivač, ma daj, "Samsung" je kasetofon i tačka, bre... |
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11 January 2008 - 1:06 AM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| E, bila je reklama za "Sloboda" aparate... Ono, Branimir Brstina, sa rečenicom: "Evo, moj slučaj!"... Onda su, posle bembanja, shvatili pravu istinu koja kaže da dobrom proizvodu reklama nije potrebna... |
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11 January 2008 - 1:08 AM |
| Poslao/la nemiri |
| ma da a ovi umislili da umeju da naprave šporet i usisivač, kao da je to isto |
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11 January 2008 - 1:13 AM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| Glupi Japanci, bre... Kud bi oni da im nije Tajvana, Indonezije, Šri Lanke, Kine i ostalih... |
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11 January 2008 - 1:22 AM |
| Poslao/la rdr |
| To je pravo prokletstvo, bre... |
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